Theo is an African Grey parrot who has the unique
ability to tell his own story. He's a channeled combination of Mark
Twain, Dorothy Parker and Gandhi. We follow his adventures through a
colorful cast of keepers landing him in The White House as The First
Bird. Along the way we're treated to his take on the follies and
triumphs of mankind in their pursuit of The Bad Karma Diamond.
Where's the priceless Bad Karma Diamond? Only Theo, The
First Bird, knows and he'll tell the whole story to anyone who'll
listen. But can a parrot really talk? And just how could a parrot
write a book in the first place?
These and deeper questions are answered as we follow
the life of an African Grey Parrot and his keepers from a pre-World
War Two gardener in San Diego to the halls of the present day White
House. During the search for the diamond we learn what Theo has to say
about mankind, from our worst sins to our most shining attributes.